Watching the “Karate Rap” feels like a crane kick to the face, and you’ll never erase the words “Ichi Ni San Chi” out of your head…ever. Continue reading The Karate Rap
Monthly Archives: June 2012
So You Think You Can Read? It’s the 2012 SYTYCD Top 20!
The 2012 SYTYCD Top 20 is finalized! We’ve watched the initial try outs, the hell of Vegas week, and the final solos, and now each dancer awaits the answer from the judges to see if they are “in or out”. Continue reading So You Think You Can Read? It’s the 2012 SYTYCD Top 20!
Flash Mobs Are Taking Over the World
Flash mobs have slowly begun their quest for world dominance one choreographed dance at a time…and it’s glorious. Continue reading Flash Mobs Are Taking Over the World
Pick Up Lines – Nickelback
Bachelorette Breakdown – Week 6
Apologies all around for missing the Bachelorette Breakdown last week. In order to add some more legitimacy to the Breakdown, I decided to get engaged myself. Now that I am in a committed relationship, I have every right to criticize and offer unsolicited advice to anyone that’s not in a relationship. Continue reading Bachelorette Breakdown – Week 6
Michael Jackson is Still Dead
In case you were in a cave for the last five years I have a news flash for you: Michael Jackson is still dead. Continue reading Michael Jackson is Still Dead
Sandusky NBC Quote
Sandusky NBC Quote
“In terms of — my relationship with so many, many young people. I would — I would guess that there are many young people who would come forward. Many more young people who would come forward and say that my methods and — and what I had done for them made a very positive impact on their life. And I didn’t go around seeking out every young person for sexual needs that I’ve helped. There are many that I didn’t have — I hardly had any contact with who I have helped in many, many ways.” –Jerry Sandusky in an interview with Bob Costas in November of 2011
So You Think You Can Read? 2012 SYTYCD Las Vegas Callbacks
What do you get when you mix 100+ dancers, complete lack of sleep, extreme choreography, and cruel judges? Why it’s the 2012 SYTYCD Las Vegas callbacks…AKA: Hell Week! Continue reading So You Think You Can Read? 2012 SYTYCD Las Vegas Callbacks
Flight of the Conchords: Jenny
Remember these New Zealanders? Continue reading Flight of the Conchords: Jenny
Beck: Not That Turd Sammich Glenn Beck
The Summer Solstice is today. In the Northern Hemisphere, that is. You think I’m wrong?! You think it’s on the 21st, huh? Well, this year it’s on the 20th. I bet you feel stupid. Don’t. It was an honest mistake.
My sacrifice to the Sun God will be two Beck videos from his 2005 album, Guero. Continue reading Beck: Not That Turd Sammich Glenn Beck
26th Anniversary of The Boogie
It’s been 26 years since Cru Jones and Christian (The chick from Full House) boogied like it’s going out style. Now…way out of style. Continue reading 26th Anniversary of The Boogie
Boorad Gives His Final Rose
Sorry ladies, but the Bachelorette Breakdown author, Boorad, has just presented his final rose – and it’s to a girl! Continue reading Boorad Gives His Final Rose
Jerry Sandusky’s Lawyer Compares Trial to a Soap Opera
“It’s like a soap opera…All My Children.”
– Jerry Sandusky’s attorney, Joe Amendola, on the trial and whether Sandusky would testify
Stuff I Saw On Pinterest: Abraham Lincoln
With the new movie Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter coming out on June 22, I’ve been seeing a lot of commercials for said film. Now many of you know that I wrote my dissertation on the various occupations of Honest Abe. Some earned him money and some just made him look awesome. This is a gallery of the various lives that Abe lived.
Also, this.
Stephen A. Smith Calls Out Utah Guy on Quite Frankly
Stephen A. Smith calls out some loser from Brooklyn Utah on his ESPN show Quite Frankly. Continue reading Stephen A. Smith Calls Out Utah Guy on Quite Frankly