The 1990s; they seem, like just five years ago. Life was simple. Most of us didn’t have a care in the world, didn’t have to make plans every weekend. We knew where we’d be every day of the week. Continue reading 90s songs: Peaches – Presidents of the United States of America
Category Archives: Professor Tims
Tortoise and the Hares – The Cliff Young Story
Ten years ago the world lost one of the greatest long distance runners of the 20th century. And no…he’s not from Kenya. His name was Cliff Young, he was from Australia, and he was really, really, really old. Continue reading Tortoise and the Hares – The Cliff Young Story
Brah, Where’s My Car?
Aloha! (That means “Hello” and a bunch of other stuff) – let me tell you a little tale about how someone stole my car in Hawaii. Continue reading Brah, Where’s My Car?
The Resource Room
For those who were straight “A” students in school you probably have no idea what – or where – the Resource Room is. Well, prepare to have your mind blown. Continue reading The Resource Room
Grand Coulee Dam – the Best Laser Show on Earth
Washington State could be the best state ever invented. I mean how many states are named after our first president? Exactly. Continue reading Grand Coulee Dam – the Best Laser Show on Earth
Living the American Dream
The Master Kong (aka Confucius) once said, “Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.” But this quote came before video games so it’s a little dated. Continue reading Living the American Dream
Charging the Mound
For sports fans, this time of year is the slow season; kind of like the winter months for a Greenland snow cone maker. Football has a few more weeks to start-up, professional lawn darts still hasn’t caught on, and baseball playoffs are far in the distance. Continue reading Charging the Mound
Pick Up Lines: Fanny Pack
Yous like my fanny pack, you’ll always be by my side.
Cubs Win Twice in the Same Day!
In this year of elections and Mayan calendar apocalypses, Will Ferrell and Zach Galifianakis are ahead of the game. Well…only if that game is baseball. Continue reading Cubs Win Twice in the Same Day!
How to Survive the DMV
A step-by-step guide and helpful tips on how to survive the DMV – the Department of Motor Vehicles (aka hell). Continue reading How to Survive the DMV
“Don’t Give Up, Don’t Ever Give Up”
The ESPY awards have celebrated and captured some of the greatest moments in sports, but none will match the emotion of Jimmy V’s “Don’t Give Up” speech. Continue reading “Don’t Give Up, Don’t Ever Give Up”
Wake Up, Wake Up – It’s the 4th of July
Thousands of souls gave their lives so that we could someday get totally hammered, roast a few hot dogs, and light off fireworks on the 4th of July. Let’s thank them.
Flash Mobs Are Taking Over the World
Flash mobs have slowly begun their quest for world dominance one choreographed dance at a time…and it’s glorious. Continue reading Flash Mobs Are Taking Over the World
Pick Up Lines – Nickelback
The Proclaimers would walk 500 miles to “come back home to you,” but I will do you one better. I’ll sit through an entire Nickelback concert.
26th Anniversary of The Boogie
It’s been 26 years since Cru Jones and Christian (The chick from Full House) boogied like it’s going out style. Now…way out of style. Continue reading 26th Anniversary of The Boogie