Boorad Gives His Final Rose

Sorry ladies, but the Bachelorette Breakdown author, Boorad, has just presented his final rose – and it’s to a girl!

Yep, it’s official – Boorad apparently likes the women folk. So much so, that he actually became engaged to one.

Her name is Ju-Ju and no, this isn’t their engagement photo. We just included this to show how far he’s come since his annual visit to the Festival of Colors.

“Hey wait a minute! Boorad has always been one with the ladies! Look, there’s 2 girls there!!!!” says a casual observer of this photo. Uh, those are his sisters. Doesn’t count.

“Hey, want S’more of this?” asks Ju-Ju. A little awkward because Boorad was clearly more interested in the popular campfire dessert of an 8 year old than the companionship of a woman.

What better way to win the heart of a lady than to throw her out of an airplane? Notice the non hover hand on Ju-Ju’s left shoulder. Well played grasshopper.

Although he could have played it safe with a song and a helicopter ride.

Kasey Sings to Ali (Helicopter ride on the Bachelorette)

You know what cute bike rides lead to, don’t you?

They lead to SUPER-DATES in Vegas! When he came back without the Kasey Kahl tattoo we knew it was serious.

Ha ha ha now get a room!

Congrats Boorad!

7 thoughts on “Boorad Gives His Final Rose”

  1. It is jarring enough seeing my brother’s face on the shiny blonde bachelor body, but what is with the creepy red vampire eyes?!

    And unlike the current Bachelorette, i think this marriage has a fighting chance. He did propose on television in front of a live studio audience right?

  2. I am so happy and excited for Brad and Julianna! But, seriously, does this mean no breakdown this week???

Talk to me, loser.