When we last saw our Bachelorette JoJo, she was forced to make one of the hardest decisions of her life. I think we all know how that will probably turn out. Continue reading Bachelorette Breakdown – Wake Me Up, Before You JoJo
Our Bachelorette JoJo has to choose who to love between four different guys, but is she looking for the right qualities…and the right reasons? Continue reading Bachelorette Breakdown – There’s Jo Place Like Home
Sometimes love makes people do foolish things, and our Bachelorette JoJo is about to experience that first hand. Continue reading Bachelorette Breakdown – “I Gauch-Jo On My Mind”
Looks like everything’s “coming up roses” for our Bachelorette JoJo, and that’s absolutely the worst thing that could happen to her. Continue reading Bachelorette Breakdown – Don’t Cry For Me, Ar-Jo-tina
It seems like our Bachelorette JoJo has everything: good looks, popularity, and possibly love. But what happens when someone tries to take it all away?
Continue reading Bachelorette Breakdown – Jo Money, Jo Problems
Most things in life are a matter of perception versus reality. Our Bachelorette JoJo is going to learn a valuable lesson about both. Continue reading Bachelorette Breakdown – Fear Does Not Exist In This JoJo
Our Bachelorette JoJo is quickly discovering that sometimes you have to fight for love. And if you can’t fight for love…you can always at least mildly contest it.
Continue reading Bachelorette Breakdown – “J-J-J-Jo-Jo, JoJo, Jo-Yeahhhh”
When you’re a child, you believe in the existence of Santa. When you’re a 25-year old single adult like our Bachelorette JoJo, you believe in the existence of love. Well…prepare to find out something doesn’t exist. Continue reading Bachelorette Breakdown – JoJoJoJo, And To All A Good Night
What is love? Our newest Bachelorette, JoJo Fletcher is about to find out… … …again……maybe. Continue reading Bachelorette Breakdown – Not Your Average JoJo’s
For two months we’ve followed our Bachelor Juan Pablo with excitement on his journey to find true love. Little did we know that somewhere along the way we’d discover what a gigantic tool he turned out to be. So the question remains: do we still care about what happens to this handsome-but-idiotic foreign guy – and if we do – are we as ashamed of ourselves as we should be?
Continue reading Bachelor Breakdown – And Then There Was Juan
By now we all know our Bachelor Juan Pablo is a man of action and not words, so you can imagine the excitement he feels knowing he gets the spend the night with three of his favorite women. Well, Juan Pablo…I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news for you.
Continue reading Bachelor Breakdown – I Juant You To Juant Me
For most people, meeting the family members of their significant other can be a scary experience since you never know what to expect. This is not the case for our Bachelor Juan Pablo, because when he visits the hometowns of his four girlfriends he’s “just going to try to be himself.” Yeah…that’s EXACTLY what we’re worried about.
Continue reading Bachelor Breakdown – Just Hold Juan, We’re Going Home
Our Bachelor Juan Pablo has spent the last three weeks trying to find love in other countries. However, nothing will compare to the love he has for his home country, Venezuela, the site of recent protest, violence and even death. Now he returns to his new hometown of Miami, and the fighting there has just begun.
Continue reading Bachelor Breakdown – Not The Juan For Me
As the weeks go on and we learn more about our Bachelor, Juan Pablo, you can’t help but compare him to Bachelors past. A bachelor who is so good at anything, who can even charm you to play today at any games, including online bingos, and other games. Is he the best one? Is he the worst? It’s hard to say, but one thing’s for sure – Juan Pablo is totally, completely and absolutely predictable. Continue reading Bachelor Breakdown – Juan Rose to Rule Them All
As the girls and our Bachelor Juan Pablo continue their tour of all things Asian, the key word seems to be “confusion.” Some girls seemingly grow closer to his heart, but are left wondering if he feels the same way about them. Some fall further by the wayside, and are left confused about why he didn’t want to get to know them better. However, shouldn’t ALL of them be asking this question: “Do I really want Juan Pablo?”
Continue reading Bachelor Breakdown – Good Morning Viet-Juan