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Yous like my fanny pack, you’ll always be by my side.
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The Proclaimers would walk 500 miles to “come back home to you,” but I will do you one better. I’ll sit through an entire Nickelback concert.
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“I’d give away all my Nintendo games for a date with you. Well…all but Contra.”
We make fun of people…so you don't have to.