Apologies all around for missing the Bachelorette Breakdown last week. In order to add some more legitimacy to the Breakdown, I decided to get engaged myself. Now that I am in a committed relationship, I have every right to criticize and offer unsolicited advice to anyone that’s not in a relationship. Continue reading Bachelorette Breakdown – Week 6
Category Archives: The Crew
Crew stuff
Michael Jackson is Still Dead
In case you were in a cave for the last five years I have a news flash for you: Michael Jackson is still dead. Continue reading Michael Jackson is Still Dead
So You Think You Can Read? 2012 SYTYCD Las Vegas Callbacks
What do you get when you mix 100+ dancers, complete lack of sleep, extreme choreography, and cruel judges? Why it’s the 2012 SYTYCD Las Vegas callbacks…AKA: Hell Week! Continue reading So You Think You Can Read? 2012 SYTYCD Las Vegas Callbacks
26th Anniversary of The Boogie
It’s been 26 years since Cru Jones and Christian (The chick from Full House) boogied like it’s going out style. Now…way out of style. Continue reading 26th Anniversary of The Boogie
Boorad Gives His Final Rose
Sorry ladies, but the Bachelorette Breakdown author, Boorad, has just presented his final rose – and it’s to a girl! Continue reading Boorad Gives His Final Rose
Jerry Sandusky’s Lawyer Compares Trial to a Soap Opera
“It’s like a soap opera…All My Children.”
– Jerry Sandusky’s attorney, Joe Amendola, on the trial and whether Sandusky would testify
Stephen A. Smith Calls Out Utah Guy on Quite Frankly
Stephen A. Smith calls out some loser from Brooklyn Utah on his ESPN show Quite Frankly. Continue reading Stephen A. Smith Calls Out Utah Guy on Quite Frankly
TGIF – The Best Euro 2012 GIFS
In honor of the 25th anniversary of the GIF, and to celebrate the beautiful game of soccer, we bring you a collection of the best Euro 2012 GIFs. Continue reading TGIF – The Best Euro 2012 GIFS
George Washington Quote
“Let us raise a standard to which the wise and honest can repair; the rest is in the hands of God.”
– George “Boss” Washington becomes Commander-in-Chief of Continental Army and our hearts. June 15th, 1775.
1994 Stanley Cup Final Riot in Vancouver
Lest We Forget, eh.
On this day, 18 years ago, Vancouver Canucks fans rioted after the losing to Mark Messier’s New York Rangers in the 1994 Stanley Cup Final. Continue reading 1994 Stanley Cup Final Riot in Vancouver
So You Think You Can Read? – SYTYCD Salt Lake City Auditions
Do your spirit guides help you dance? Can you double your dating by watching DVDs? What exactly does a male preying mantis dance like? All these questions and more are answered during this week’s two-hour episode of the 2012 So You Think You Can Dance? (SYTYCD) – Salt Lake City auditions! Continue reading So You Think You Can Read? – SYTYCD Salt Lake City Auditions
“I’d give away all my Nintendo games for a date with you. Well…all but Contra.”
“That’s a clown question, bro!”
“That’s a clown question, bro!”
– Washington Nationals 19-year old outfielder Bryce Harper, when asked if he would celebrate his home run vs. Toronto by taking advantage of Canada’s younger drinking age and having a beer. It’s well known that he is Mormon.
Bachelorette Breakdown – Week 4
Don’t. Mess. With. Ricki. This was made very clear this week as Emily went all Backwoods-West Virginia-Single Mom-Hood Rat-Psycho-Nascar Fan-Human Barbie on Kalon’s bee-hind. Who would have thought that this country sweetheart had such an edge to her? Continue reading Bachelorette Breakdown – Week 4
The Spiderman Marriage Proposal – An Interview
I’ve been James Christensen’s roommate for about nine months now. If you’ve ever taken him into a group setting and there was anything at all resembling music, you’ll have seem him drop some serious dope moves. Mostly body rolls and stripper style motions, but dope nonetheless. Continue reading The Spiderman Marriage Proposal – An Interview