Over ten years ago, three women – Amanda Berry, Gina DeJesus, and Michelle Knight — went missing. They were one of the biggest news stories EVER in Cleveland (well, until Lebron’s stupid “Decision” thing). Yesterday, they were rescued by the greatest hero of our generation: Mr. Charles Ramsey. And yes, HILARITY ensues. Continue reading Charles Ramsey is the Best Hero – and Interview – of All-Time
No, that is not a picture of James Franco from that Spring Breakers movie, it’s RiFF RaFF Y’ALL! And he’s “Sleepless in Seattle,” FOR REALZ!
AHHHHH JEAH! Guess what folks? Olympic swimmer and all-around bro Ryan Lochte has managed to do something that even the great Kurt Cobain couldn’t do when he took his own life. That’s right…RYAN LOCHTE KILLED NIRVANA. Continue reading Nevermind…Ryan Lochte Killed Nirvana
The Mercedes Benz CLA is being advertised as “young, stylish and powerful,” but they should also add “still expensive” to that list because you’ll have to be willing to do whatever it takes to afford one. Continue reading BADvertising – Mercedes Benz Has No Soul
To celebrate the 30th anniversary of their popular soft drink, Diet Coke released a new commercial titled “Gardener,” featuring super hot model Andrew Cooper and five desperate women. And yes…it’s totally awful. Continue reading BADvertising – Diet Coke and the Gardener
In case you don’t care about College Football, aren’t Mormon, hate violence, or live in the wilderness for days at a time (me), then you probably haven’t seen the surveillance videos that caught two BYU football players brawling it out in a Rancheritos (aka Betos) restaurant. Continue reading “Come At Me, Bro!” The BYU Football Player Fight Breakdown
If you have been lucky enough to watch the original Gangnam Style video by South Korea’s PSY, then you might have seen the dude in the elevator doing some pelvic thrusting. Continue reading Gangnam Style Part 2: The Elevator Guy
In this year of elections and Mayan calendar apocalypses, Will Ferrell and Zach Galifianakis are ahead of the game. Well…only if that game is baseball. Continue reading Cubs Win Twice in the Same Day!
The ESPY awards have celebrated and captured some of the greatest moments in sports, but none will match the emotion of Jimmy V’s “Don’t Give Up” speech. Continue reading “Don’t Give Up, Don’t Ever Give Up”
After 30 years of excessive drinking, pissing nights away and thumping tubs, the British
sensations band Chumbawamba has decided to break up. Continue reading Chumbawamba Gets Knocked Down…Doesn’t Get Up Again
This day in history….. Continue reading This Day In History
Remember these New Zealanders? Continue reading Flight of the Conchords: Jenny
The Summer Solstice is today. In the Northern Hemisphere, that is. You think I’m wrong?! You think it’s on the 21st, huh? Well, this year it’s on the 20th. I bet you feel stupid. Don’t. It was an honest mistake.
My sacrifice to the Sun God will be two Beck videos from his 2005 album, Guero. Continue reading Beck: Not That Turd Sammich Glenn Beck
It’s been 26 years since Cru Jones and Christian (The chick from Full House) boogied like it’s going out style. Now…way out of style. Continue reading 26th Anniversary of The Boogie