David Beckham is retiring from soccer, and the pitch just got way less hot. It’s TGIF – Thank GIF It’s Friday! The best GIFs of the week for May 17, 2013.
This week TGIF features a farewell to the Office, the newest night club from Stefon, Chuck Norris as your grade school teacher, and a very excited Lucille Bluth.
THE “BEAUTIFUL GAME”…
…had lost its most beautiful player. David Beckham announced his retirement at the end of the season. Now he can spend more time concentrating on things that matter…like being hot. Although, that didn’t seem to stop him on the pitch. I love how he takes the time to fix his hair before fighting this guy.
“I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU CAME!”
“That’s what she said.” The Office says goodbye after nine great seasons. Michael Scott made a surprise return at Dwight and Angela’s wedding, Jim and Pam moved to Austin, Texas, Stanley retired, and Creed was finally arrested.
…don’t always happen. NBC cancelled another awesome show because I’m sure they have tons of good shows to replace it. SPOILER ALERT: they don’t.
WHAT’S WORST THAN HITLER?
Answer: People who get autographs from Hitler.
FOR HIS 15TH BIRTHDAY…
…Jaden Smith would like nothing more than to be an emancipated minor. Sources say he will go to live with his auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.
BILL HADER IS LEAVING SNL
Yep, that’s how we reacted too.
CHUCK NORRIS IN SCHOOL
“I got expelled from school for saying I have Chuck Norris in my locker!”
“In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.”
“When Chuck Norris was in school the teacher was his pet.”
“On a math quiz, Chuck Norris put “violence” as all the answers. He got an A+.”
Only nine more days until the Bluth family is reunited. Season 4 of Arrested Development premiers on Netflix May 26th.
IT’S REIGNING IN SEATTLE…
…But that’s nothing new. David Stern and Clay Bennett once again screw over the Seattle Sonics. On the bright side, the Oklahoma City Thunder lost their series to the Memphis Grizzlies on that same day, so karma prevails once again.
MOTHER RUSSIA HAVE GOOD SPY
Russian counter-intelligence claimed it caught an undercover CIA agent in the act of trying to recruit a Russian agent. Ryan Christopher Fogle was arrested in Moscow with a stack of money, disguises and a letter with written instructions for a Russian citizen who was allegedly the target of recruitment.
He claims he was just trying to sell the Russian blue jeans and Beatles albums.
SO I HEARD THE NEW STAR TREK MOVIE…
…has great special effects.
HOPE YOU WISHED YOUR MOM…
…a happy Mother’s Day!
Hey, she’s just trying to pay for medical school.
See you next week!
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