In the aftermath of the James drama bomb in Barcelona, Desiree and the remaining five Bachelors travel to the mysterious, secluded island of Madeira, Portugal. At first glance, this seems like a fantastic idea, since we all know that there’s nothing more romantic than falling in love on an island, right? Well…think again. Continue reading Bachelorette Breakdown – Fantasy Island
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Bachelorette Breakdown – James and the Giant Leech
In following with their long tradition of visiting “romantic” cities like Atlantic City and Munich, this week The Bachelorette visits Barcelona…so I guess 1 out of 3 ain’t bad, right? But how can any of these Bachelors find love with Desiree when there’s a giant leech in their midst? Yes, I’m looking at you, James. Continue reading Bachelorette Breakdown – James and the Giant Leech
Bachelorette Breakdown – Munich
What do you get when you take two guys, one girl, and put them in a hot tug? Well, maybe that came out wrong, but the answer is a lot of drama. This week the Bachelorette travels all the way to Munich, Germany who’s motto is “München mag dich,” which disappointingly translates to “Munich likes you.” So much for being the most romantic city in Europe. Continue reading Bachelorette Breakdown – Munich
Bachelorette Breakdown – Atlantic City, Baby!
After 26 seasons of The Bachelor and The Bachelorette, ABC is starting to run out of super date ideas, which can only explain why they chose to visit the Hurricane Sandy-ravaged and freezing cold shores of Atlantic City. But when you have 13 guys with perfect abs, where else can you go but the Jersey Shore? GTL, baby! Continue reading Bachelorette Breakdown – Atlantic City, Baby!
Bachelorette Breakdown – Love is a Battlefield
Why do men go to war? Sometimes it’s for power and fame. Other times it’s for wealth. And sometimes it’s for love, but only if she’s really hot. In this episode of The Bachelorette, we have a whole lotta fightin’ going on, and it’s up to Desiree to make sense of it all. Continue reading Bachelorette Breakdown – Love is a Battlefield
“What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” – Lochte Spring Break
If you wondered “What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” if he ever had the chance to go on Spring Break then today is your lucky day. The answer: EVERYTHING! Continue reading “What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” – Lochte Spring Break
“What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” – The Brothers Lochte
What has Ryan Lochte said is always the most important thing? No, please don’t say “TURNING IT UUUPPP!” though I’m sure that has merit. It’s family. Family is the most important part of a Lochte’s life, and Ryan would do anything for their happiness. However, in episode seven of “What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” it feels like his family is dead set on ruining his. Continue reading “What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” – The Brothers Lochte
Bachelorette Breakdown – All the Right Reasons
What are the right reasons for wanting to compete on the Bachelorette? We’re like, what…27 seasons in on this show and I still have NO CLUE. No seriously, someone please tell me. In week two of The Bachelorette, Desiree and the lucky Bachelors attempt to answer this question…by rapping. I can think of all the right reasons why this is a horrible idea.
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“What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” – Lochte ‘Em or Leave ‘Em
If last week’s Hollywood trip showcased the high points of Ryan Lochte’s life as Olympic champion and “King of the Bros,” then be prepared for a massive letdown for episode six of “What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” Lochte is down, people! I repeat: LOCHTE IS DOWN! Continue reading “What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” – Lochte ‘Em or Leave ‘Em
How to do the Arrested Development Chicken Dances
As fans of Arrested Development know, each member of the Bluth family has a different form of the “Chicken Dance” that they use to mock other people, usually members of their own family. And while the origin of the Arrested Development Chicken Dance is unknown, I think we can all agree that it’s awesome. Continue reading How to do the Arrested Development Chicken Dances
TGIF – Thank GIF It’s Friday! Best GIFs of the Week 5-24-13
Want to know what happens when music dies? Just listen to Paris Hilton’s new album. But don’t worry, it’s TGIF – Thank GIF It’s Friday! The best GIFs of the week for May 24th, 2013.
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“What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” – Lochte Got Game
Is there life for an Olympian once their Olympic dreams are over? In episode 5 of “What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” Ryan tries to answer this question. The only problem is he forgot the question because Carmen Electra just stepped into the room.
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TGIF – Thank GIF It’s Friday! Best GIFs of the Week 5-17-13
David Beckham is retiring from soccer, and the pitch just got way less hot. It’s TGIF – Thank GIF It’s Friday! The best GIFs of the week for May 17, 2013.
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“What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” – Lochte or Bust
When we last left Ryan Lochte he was forced to deal with the “disappearance” of his semi-girlfriend and long-distance love interest, Jaimee. How will Ryan Lochte react to this heartbreaking goodbye? Well, the official E! title for this episode is “What Would Ryan Lochte Do…if he got plastered?” so that should give you a clue.
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TGIF – Thank GIF it’s Friday! Best GIFs of the Week 5-10-13
We’re back! It’s TGIF – Thank GIF It’s Friday! The best GIFs of the week for May 10, 2013.
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