Being chosen as the next star of ABC’s The Bachelor would typically change a man’s life dramatically. When we last saw this season’s Bachelor Juan Pablo back in August, he was surrounded in a room full of screaming women who all pretty much wanted to marry him and immediately start having his babies. Everyone was out-of-control excited. Well, let’s fast forward a few months and see how the tables have turned. Now he’s surrounded by a significantly smaller group of women who all want to marry him and have his babi… … …OK, I guess not much has changed. Carry on, Juan Pablo. Continue reading Bachelor Breakdown – You Get Juan Chance to Make a First Impression
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Mixmas 2013
“Merry Pitchmas”
A collection of the top male acapella groups singing your favorite Christmas hits from artists like the Whiffenpoofs, Vocal Point, and my personal favorite – Pitch Slapped. Continue reading Mixmas 2013
Top 100 Yacht Rock Songs – #51-60
What’s made this Yacht Rock journey so enjoyable? Is it the soothing waves of the ocean, the bellowing laughter of the man in the captain’s hat, or the dancing crew members as they form a conga line? Continue reading Top 100 Yacht Rock Songs – #51-60
TGIF – Thank GIF It’s Friday! Best GIFs of the Week 11-8-13
What’s worse than Justin Bieber? Answer: Justin Bieber spending the night in a brothel. Except, wouldn’t that mean he’d get some weird South American disease and possibly go away forever? Probably. Ok, I take it back – there’s nothing worse than Bieber. And there’s nothing BETTER than TGIF – Thank GIF It’s Friday! The best GIFs of the week for November 8th, 2013.
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Tortoise and the Hares – The Cliff Young Story
Ten years ago the world lost one of the greatest long distance runners of the 20th century. And no…he’s not from Kenya. His name was Cliff Young, he was from Australia, and he was really, really, really old. Continue reading Tortoise and the Hares – The Cliff Young Story
Tricks Are Treats – The Skanky Girls of Halloween
Halloween is here again, and you know what that means: WOMEN EVERYWHERE UNITE…AND DRESS LIKE HOOKERS! Continue reading Tricks Are Treats – The Skanky Girls of Halloween
Top 100 Yacht Rock Songs – #61-70
You just set the controls to auto pilot as your Yacht Rock party starts to drift into awesomeness. The warm morning sun shines bright overhead, and the man in the captain’s hat pours himself another glass of champagne before strolling over to feed your pet flamingos. Everyone is happy, and why? Because the Top 100 Yacht Rock songs continue on in the background. Cheers! Continue reading Top 100 Yacht Rock Songs – #61-70
Top 100 Yacht Rock Songs – #71-80
You’ve left the harbor and your Yacht Rock party is starting to go next level. There’s a cool breeze over the ocean and you can hear the cool sounds of Styx in the background. Continue reading Top 100 Yacht Rock Songs – #71-80
Top 100 Yacht Rock Songs – #81-90
All your Yacht Rock friends have arrived, and you’re just waiting for the harbor master to give you the “A-Ok” to set sail. Continue reading Top 100 Yacht Rock Songs – #81-90
Bachelorette Breakdown – The Final Rose
There were only three possible outcomes for Desiree heading into The Bachelorette – The Final Rose finale, and all of them sound kind of terrible: Continue reading Bachelorette Breakdown – The Final Rose
Brah, Where’s My Car?
Aloha! (That means “Hello” and a bunch of other stuff) – let me tell you a little tale about how someone stole my car in Hawaii. Continue reading Brah, Where’s My Car?
Top 100 Yacht Rock Songs – #91-100
Imagine you’ve invited a few of your closest mustache-wearing friends over to your yacht for a little party. Your first question should be “What are we going to listen to?” because this ain’t no ordinary party. Well, for me, that’s fortunate as I play 666 casino classic games. Somehow, I manage to memorize some classical kinds of music. Continue reading Top 100 Yacht Rock Songs – #91-100
Bachelorette Breakdown – He Brooks My Heart
As Desiree nears the end of her journey to find true love on The Bachelorette, she visits the island of Antigua in the Caribbean for some fantasy suite-ing with Drew, Chris and Brooks. Antigua means “ancient” in Spanish, and is there anything older than a love story gone completely wrong? We’re about to find out. Continue reading Bachelorette Breakdown – He Brooks My Heart
Bachelorette Breakdown – Men Tell All
Can you think of a worse thing to be confronted with than a room full of your ex-boyfriends? Ok, well maybe a room of ex-girlfriends is worse – at least for the guys – but what about a room full of angry gorillas? That would be awful, because who wants to admit they dated a gorilla…much less multiple gorillas? Anyway, you get the point. Well, that’s what Desiree had to face this week on The Bachelorette: Men Tell All episode. But these were men…not gorillas…unless you count Mikey and James. Continue reading Bachelorette Breakdown – Men Tell All
Bachelorette Breakdown – Hometown Dates
You know what’s trickier, for women, than dating multiple men at the same time?…meeting their families. Can you imagine the pressure and emotional toll it takes to put on a happy face as you are paraded in front of families, knowing that you will be dumping one of the men in just a few short days? But Desiree, chooses to ignore her womanly impulses of emotional attachment and sensitivity and heads off to meet the men on their turf and in their family home. Yep, it’s the Hometown Date edition of the Bachelorette Breakdown, as this is one of my favorite series to watch on TV, and I even got an outdoor tv mount to watch it in the garden. Continue reading Bachelorette Breakdown – Hometown Dates