Our Bachelorette JoJo has to choose who to love between four different guys, but is she looking for the right qualities…and the right reasons? Continue reading Bachelorette Breakdown – There’s Jo Place Like Home
Sometimes love makes people do foolish things, and our Bachelorette JoJo is about to experience that first hand. Continue reading Bachelorette Breakdown – “I Gauch-Jo On My Mind”
Looks like everything’s “coming up roses” for our Bachelorette JoJo, and that’s absolutely the worst thing that could happen to her. Continue reading Bachelorette Breakdown – Don’t Cry For Me, Ar-Jo-tina
It seems like our Bachelorette JoJo has everything: good looks, popularity, and possibly love. But what happens when someone tries to take it all away?
Continue reading Bachelorette Breakdown – Jo Money, Jo Problems
Most things in life are a matter of perception versus reality. Our Bachelorette JoJo is going to learn a valuable lesson about both. Continue reading Bachelorette Breakdown – Fear Does Not Exist In This JoJo
Our Bachelorette JoJo is quickly discovering that sometimes you have to fight for love. And if you can’t fight for love…you can always at least mildly contest it.
Continue reading Bachelorette Breakdown – “J-J-J-Jo-Jo, JoJo, Jo-Yeahhhh”
When you’re a child, you believe in the existence of Santa. When you’re a 25-year old single adult like our Bachelorette JoJo, you believe in the existence of love. Well…prepare to find out something doesn’t exist. Continue reading Bachelorette Breakdown – JoJoJoJo, And To All A Good Night
What is love? Our newest Bachelorette, JoJo Fletcher is about to find out… … …again……maybe. Continue reading Bachelorette Breakdown – Not Your Average JoJo’s
“Noel” means “NOEL!”
Grab your acoustic guitar and curl up by the fire with a few bros and lady friends. This is going to be a winter night they’ll never forget. Continue reading Noel Mix 2015
By now you’re wondering if you’ll ever make it back home from this seemingly endless voyage across the ocean. The sun is beating down through the holes on your tattered captain’s hat, and the seagulls flying above are beginning to look like hungry vultures. But don’t fear – you’ve got the smooth sounds of the Top 100 Yacht Rock countdown to keep you company. So raise that sail a little higher, and pour yourself some bubbly. We’re on the home stretch! Continue reading Top 100 Yacht Rock Songs – #31-40
The purr-fect mix of some claw-sic big band groups singing your favorite Christmas hits from artists like the Swing Cats, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, and Cats Across America. CATS, people! Continue reading Meow Mix 2014
Your journey is over halfway done, and by now it’s probably felt like you’ve sailed across the entire world. You think you’ve visited every deserted island, worn every exotic piece of clothing, and drank every known margarita on the menu. Unfortunately, your journey is coming to an end, but the best part about sailing is that it’s just as good on the way home! So turn that ship around, throw your captain’s hat back on, and drown yourself in the smooth sounds of the Top 100 Yacht Rock Songs countdown.
Continue reading Top 100 Yacht Rock Songs – #41-50
When I was in high school, kids thought things from the 70s were cool. They wore bell-bottoms and smoked a lot of weed. When I was in college, people thought things from the 80s were cool (yeah, I’m talking to you idiots who go to 80s dance parties). Nowadays, kids think stuff from the 90s is rad. And you know what…they are 100% right. Continue reading 90s Songs: It’s All Coming Back To Me Now – Celine Dion
For two months we’ve followed our Bachelor Juan Pablo with excitement on his journey to find true love. Little did we know that somewhere along the way we’d discover what a gigantic tool he turned out to be. So the question remains: do we still care about what happens to this handsome-but-idiotic foreign guy – and if we do – are we as ashamed of ourselves as we should be?
Continue reading Bachelor Breakdown – And Then There Was Juan
By now we all know our Bachelor Juan Pablo is a man of action and not words, so you can imagine the excitement he feels knowing he gets the spend the night with three of his favorite women. Well, Juan Pablo…I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news for you.
Continue reading Bachelor Breakdown – I Juant You To Juant Me