When you’re a child, you believe in the existence of Santa. When you’re a 25-year old single adult like our Bachelorette JoJo, you believe in the existence of love. Well…prepare to find out something isn’t real. Continue reading Bachelorette Breakdown – JoJoJoJo, And To All A Good Night
What is love? Our newest Bachelorette, JoJo Fletcher is about to find out… … …again……maybe. Continue reading Bachelorette Breakdown – Not Your Average JoJo’s
“Noel” means “NOEL!”
Grab your acoustic guitar and curl up by the fire with a few bros and lady friends. This is going to be a winter night they’ll never forget. Continue reading Noel Mix 2015
By now you’re wondering if you’ll ever make it back home from this seemingly endless voyage across the ocean. The sun is beating down through the holes on your tattered captain’s hat, and the seagulls flying above are beginning to look like hungry vultures. But don’t fear – you’ve got the smooth sounds of the Top 100 Yacht Rock countdown to keep you company. So raise that sail a little higher, and pour yourself some bubbly. We’re on the home stretch! Continue reading Top 100 Yacht Rock Songs – #31-40
The purr-fect mix of some claw-sic big band groups singing your favorite Christmas hits from artists like the Swing Cats, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, and Cats Across America. CATS, people! Continue reading Meow Mix 2014
Your journey is over halfway done, and by now it’s probably felt like you’ve sailed across the entire world. You think you’ve visited every deserted island, worn every exotic piece of clothing, and drank every known margarita on the menu. Unfortunately, your journey is coming to an end, but the best part about sailing is that it’s just as good on the way home! So turn that ship around, throw your captain’s hat back on, and drown yourself in the smooth sounds of the Top 100 Yacht Rock Songs countdown.
Continue reading Top 100 Yacht Rock Songs – #41-50
When I was in high school, kids thought things from the 70s were cool. They wore bell-bottoms and smoked a lot of weed. When I was in college, people thought things from the 80s were cool (yeah, I’m talking to you idiots who go to 80s dance parties). Nowadays, kids think stuff from the 90s is rad. And you know what…they are 100% right. Continue reading 90s Songs: It’s All Coming Back To Me Now – Celine Dion
For two months we’ve followed our Bachelor Juan Pablo with excitement on his journey to find true love. Little did we know that somewhere along the way we’d discover what a gigantic tool he turned out to be. So the question remains: do we still care about what happens to this handsome-but-idiotic foreign guy – and if we do – are we as ashamed of ourselves as we should be?
Continue reading Bachelor Breakdown – And Then There Was Juan
By now we all know our Bachelor Juan Pablo is a man of action and not words, so you can imagine the excitement he feels knowing he gets the spend the night with three of his favorite women. Well, Juan Pablo…I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news for you.
Continue reading Bachelor Breakdown – I Juant You To Juant Me
For most people, meeting the family members of their significant other can be a scary experience since you never know what to expect. This is not the case for our Bachelor Juan Pablo, because when he visits the hometowns of his four girlfriends he’s “just going to try to be himself.” Yeah…that’s EXACTLY what we’re worried about.
Continue reading Bachelor Breakdown – Just Hold Juan, We’re Going Home
Our Bachelor Juan Pablo has spent the last three weeks trying to find love in other countries. However, nothing will compare to the love he has for his home country, Venezuela, the site of recent protest, violence and even death. Now he returns to his new hometown of Miami, and the fighting there has just begun.
Continue reading Bachelor Breakdown – Not The Juan For Me
The 1990s; they seem, like just five years ago. Life was simple. Most of us didn’t have a care in the world, didn’t have to make plans every weekend. We knew where we’d be every day of the week. Continue reading 90s songs: Peaches – Presidents of the United States of America
As the weeks go on and we learn more about our Bachelor, Juan Pablo, you can’t help but compare him to Bachelors past. Is he the best one? Is he the worst? It’s hard to say, but one thing’s for sure – Juan Pablo is totally, completely and absolutely predictable. Continue reading Bachelor Breakdown – Juan Rose to Rule Them All
As the girls and our Bachelor Juan Pablo continue their tour of all things Asian, the key word seems to be “confusion.” Some girls seemingly grow closer to his heart, but are left wondering if he feels the same way about them. Some fall further by the wayside, and are left confused about why he didn’t want to get to know them better. However, shouldn’t ALL of them be asking this question: “Do I really want Juan Pablo?”
Continue reading Bachelor Breakdown – Good Morning Viet-Juan
It’s Week 4 for our Bachelor Juan Pablo, which can only mean one thing: they’re going somewhere foreign! And since Juan Pablo barely speaks English this can only mean another thing: those Koreans are going to have to talk REALLY loud and REALLY slow.
Continue reading Bachelor Breakdown – Me Love You Juan Time