“What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” – The Brothers Lochte

What has Ryan Lochte said is always the most important thing? No, please don’t say “TURNING IT UUUPPP!” though I’m sure that has merit. It’s family. Family is the most important part of a Lochte’s life, and Ryan would do anything for their happiness. However, in episode seven of “What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” it feels like his family is dead set on ruining his. Continue reading “What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” – The Brothers Lochte

Bachelorette Breakdown – All the Right Reasons

What are the right reasons for wanting to compete on the Bachelorette? We’re like, what…27 seasons in on this show and I still have NO CLUE. No seriously, someone please tell me. In week two of The Bachelorette, Desiree and the lucky Bachelors attempt to answer this question…by rapping. I can think of all the right reasons why this is a horrible idea.

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“What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” – Lochte ‘Em or Leave ‘Em

If last week’s Hollywood trip showcased the high points of Ryan Lochte’s life as Olympic champion and “King of the Bros,” then be prepared for a massive letdown for episode six of “What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” Lochte is down, people! I repeat: LOCHTE IS DOWN! Continue reading “What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” – Lochte ‘Em or Leave ‘Em

Bachelorette Breakdown – Desiree Meets the Bachelors

When we last saw Desiree Hartsock, she was pleading with Bachelor Sean Lowe after he shockingly let her go without a rose. Now it’s her turn to give out the roses as she starts her journey as ABC’s newest Bachelorette. In episode one, Desiree meets the Bachelors who will try to win her broken heart, and from the looks of it I’m 100% sure they will all suck at it.

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How to do the Arrested Development Chicken Dances

As fans of Arrested Development know, each member of the Bluth family has a different form of the “Chicken Dance” that they use to mock other people, usually members of their own family. And while the origin of the Arrested Development Chicken Dance is unknown, I think we can all agree that it’s awesome. Continue reading How to do the Arrested Development Chicken Dances

“What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” – Lochte or Bust

When we last left Ryan Lochte he was forced to deal with the “disappearance” of his semi-girlfriend and long-distance love interest, Jaimee. How will Ryan Lochte react to this heartbreaking goodbye? Well, the official E! title for this episode is “What Would Ryan Lochte Do…if he got plastered?” so that should give you a clue.

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Charles Ramsey is the Best Hero – and Interview – of All-Time

Over ten years ago, three women – Amanda Berry, Gina DeJesus, and Michelle Knight — went missing. They were one of the biggest news stories EVER in Cleveland (well, until Lebron’s stupid “Decision” thing). Yesterday, they were rescued by the greatest hero of our generation: Mr. Charles Ramsey. And yes, HILARITY ensues. Continue reading Charles Ramsey is the Best Hero – and Interview – of All-Time