For two months we’ve followed our Bachelor Juan Pablo with excitement on his journey to find true love. Little did we know that somewhere along the way we’d discover what a gigantic tool he turned out to be. So the question remains: do we still care about what happens to this handsome-but-idiotic foreign guy – and if we do – are we as ashamed of ourselves as we should be?
Continue reading Bachelor Breakdown – And Then There Was Juan
By now we all know our Bachelor Juan Pablo is a man of action and not words, so you can imagine the excitement he feels knowing he gets the spend the night with three of his favorite women. Well, Juan Pablo…I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news for you.
Continue reading Bachelor Breakdown – I Juant You To Juant Me
For most people, meeting the family members of their significant other can be a scary experience since you never know what to expect. This is not the case for our Bachelor Juan Pablo, because when he visits the hometowns of his four girlfriends he’s “just going to try to be himself.” Yeah…that’s EXACTLY what we’re worried about.
Continue reading Bachelor Breakdown – Just Hold Juan, We’re Going Home
Our Bachelor Juan Pablo has spent the last three weeks trying to find love in other countries. However, nothing will compare to the love he has for his home country, Venezuela, the site of recent protest, violence and even death. Now he returns to his new hometown of Miami, and the fighting there has just begun.
Continue reading Bachelor Breakdown – Not The Juan For Me
As the weeks go on and we learn more about our Bachelor, Juan Pablo, you can’t help but compare him to Bachelors past. A bachelor who is so good at anything, who can even charm you to play today at any games, including online bingos, and other games. Is he the best one? Is he the worst? It’s hard to say, but one thing’s for sure – Juan Pablo is totally, completely and absolutely predictable. Continue reading Bachelor Breakdown – Juan Rose to Rule Them All
As the girls and our Bachelor Juan Pablo continue their tour of all things Asian, the key word seems to be “confusion.” Some girls seemingly grow closer to his heart, but are left wondering if he feels the same way about them. Some fall further by the wayside, and are left confused about why he didn’t want to get to know them better. However, shouldn’t ALL of them be asking this question: “Do I really want Juan Pablo?”
Continue reading Bachelor Breakdown – Good Morning Viet-Juan
It’s Week 4 for our Bachelor Juan Pablo, which can only mean one thing: they’re going somewhere foreign! And since Juan Pablo barely speaks English this can only mean another thing: those Koreans are going to have to talk REALLY loud and REALLY slow.
Continue reading Bachelor Breakdown – Me Love You Juan Time
By now our Bachelor Juan Pablo is moving at a comfortable speed down the highway of finding true love. He’s probably jamming out to some Venezuelan house music with Ca-MEEE-la dancing in the back seat, wondering when she gets to meet her new mommy. He waves to a group of beautiful, adoring female fans on his way to soccer practice. Life couldn’t be any more bueno.
Continue reading Bachelor Breakdown – Juan Small Leap For Man
Our Bachelor Juan Pablo has just entered the best part of his experience on this show: the week AFTER the first rose ceremony. What makes it so great? Well…let’s just say that for the next few weeks he can literally do no wrong.
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Being chosen as the next star of ABC’s The Bachelor would typically change a man’s life dramatically. When we last saw this season’s Bachelor Juan Pablo back in August, he was surrounded in a room full of screaming women who all pretty much wanted to marry him and immediately start having his babies. Everyone was out-of-control excited. Well, let’s fast forward a few months and see how the tables have turned. Now he’s surrounded by a significantly smaller group of women who all want to marry him and have his babi… … …OK, I guess not much has changed. Carry on, Juan Pablo. Continue reading Bachelor Breakdown – You Get Juan Chance to Make a First Impression
In the season finale of ABC’s The Bachelor, Sean gives the final rose to one of two women: Catherine or Lindsay. Will he make the right decision, or will it be another Bach-saster?
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Sean Lowe gets thrust into the fire of scorned women and empty promises in this week’s Bachelor Breakdown – The Women Tell All episode. Continue reading Bachelor Breakdown – The Women Tell All
After another painful breakup at The Bachelor rose ceremony, Sean Lowe will have to make the most important decision of his life: Which one of these women will he spend the next two months with? It’s down to the final two on Bachelor Breakdown! Continue reading Bachelor Breakdown – The Final Two in Thailand
Meeting your girlfriend’s parents for the first time might be one of the most difficult things a guy will ever do. If you’re Sean Lowe on the Bachelor, you have to do it four times. It’s the Hometown Dates edition of the Bachelor Breakdown!
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Hey everyone – THE B IS GONE! Have we ever seen a more manipulative, conniving woman on the Bachelor than Tierra? Continue reading Bachelor Breakdown – Tierra is Gone