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“What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” – Lochte ‘Em or Leave ‘Em

If last week’s Hollywood trip showcased the high points of Ryan Lochte’s life as Olympic champion and “King of the Bros,” then be prepared for a massive letdown for episode six of “What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” Lochte is down, people! I repeat: LOCHTE IS DOWN! Continue reading “What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” – Lochte ‘Em or Leave ‘Em

How to do the Arrested Development Chicken Dances

As fans of Arrested Development know, each member of the Bluth family has a different form of the “Chicken Dance” that they use to mock other people, usually members of their own family. And while the origin of the Arrested Development Chicken Dance is unknown, I think we can all agree that it’s awesome. Continue reading How to do the Arrested Development Chicken Dances

“What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” – Lochte or Bust

When we last left Ryan Lochte he was forced to deal with the “disappearance” of his semi-girlfriend and long-distance love interest, Jaimee. How will Ryan Lochte react to this heartbreaking goodbye? Well, the official E! title for this episode is “What Would Ryan Lochte Do…if he got plastered?” so that should give you a clue.

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Charles Ramsey is the Best Hero – and Interview – of All-Time

Over ten years ago, three women – Amanda Berry, Gina DeJesus, and Michelle Knight — went missing. They were one of the biggest news stories EVER in Cleveland (well, until Lebron’s stupid “Decision” thing). Yesterday, they were rescued by the greatest hero of our generation: Mr. Charles Ramsey. And yes, HILARITY ensues. Continue reading Charles Ramsey is the Best Hero – and Interview – of All-Time