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90s Songs: It’s All Coming Back To Me Now – Celine Dion
When I was in high school, kids thought things from the 70s were cool. They wore bell-bottoms and smoked a lot of weed. When I was in college, people thought things from the 80s were cool (yeah, I’m talking to you idiots who go to 80s dance parties). Nowadays, kids think stuff from the 90s…
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Bachelor Breakdown – And Then There Was Juan
For two months we’ve followed our Bachelor Juan Pablo with excitement on his journey to find true love. Little did we know that somewhere along the way we’d discover what a gigantic tool he turned out to be. So the question remains: do we still care about what happens to this handsome-but-idiotic foreign guy –…
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Bachelor Breakdown – I Juant You To Juant Me
By now we all know our Bachelor Juan Pablo is a man of action and not words, so you can imagine the excitement he feels knowing he gets the spend the night with three of his favorite women. Well, Juan Pablo…I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news for you.
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Bachelor Breakdown – Just Hold Juan, We’re Going Home
For most people, meeting the family members of their significant other can be a scary experience since you never know what to expect. This is not the case for our Bachelor Juan Pablo, because when he visits the hometowns of his four girlfriends he’s “just going to try to be himself.” Yeah…that’s EXACTLY what we’re…
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Bachelor Breakdown – Not The Juan For Me
Our Bachelor Juan Pablo has spent the last three weeks trying to find love in other countries. However, nothing will compare to the love he has for his home country, Venezuela, the site of recent protest, violence and even death. Now he returns to his new hometown of Miami, and the fighting there has just…
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90s songs: Peaches – Presidents of the United States of America
The 1990s; they seem, like just five years ago. Life was simple. Most of us didn’t have a care in the world, didn’t have to make plans every weekend. We knew where we’d be every day of the week.
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Bachelor Breakdown – Juan Rose to Rule Them All
As the weeks go on and we learn more about our Bachelor, Juan Pablo, you can’t help but compare him to Bachelors past. A bachelor who is so good at anything, who can even charm you to play today at any games, including online bingos, and other games. Is he the best one? Is he…
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Bachelor Breakdown – Good Morning Viet-Juan
As the girls and our Bachelor Juan Pablo continue their tour of all things Asian, the key word seems to be “confusion.” Some girls seemingly grow closer to his heart, but are left wondering if he feels the same way about them. Some fall further by the wayside, and are left confused about why he didn’t want…
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Bachelor Breakdown – Me Love You Juan Time
It’s Week 4 for our Bachelor Juan Pablo, which can only mean one thing: they’re going somewhere foreign! And since Juan Pablo barely speaks English this can only mean another thing: those Koreans are going to have to talk REALLY loud and REALLY slow.
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Bachelor Breakdown – Juan Small Leap For Man
By now our Bachelor Juan Pablo is moving at a comfortable speed down the highway of finding true love. He’s probably jamming out to some Venezuelan house music with Ca-MEEE-la dancing in the back seat, wondering when she gets to meet her new mommy. He waves to a group of beautiful, adoring female fans on…
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Bachelor Breakdown – Juan Hot Mess
Our Bachelor Juan Pablo has just entered the best part of his experience on this show: the week AFTER the first rose ceremony. What makes it so great? Well…let’s just say that for the next few weeks he can literally do no wrong.
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Bachelor Breakdown – You Get Juan Chance to Make a First Impression
Being chosen as the next star of ABC’s The Bachelor would typically change a man’s life dramatically. When we last saw this season’s Bachelor Juan Pablo back in August, he was surrounded in a room full of screaming women who all pretty much wanted to marry him and immediately start having his babies. Everyone was…
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Mixmas 2013
“Merry Pitchmas” A collection of the top male acapella groups singing your favorite Christmas hits from artists like the Whiffenpoofs, Vocal Point, and my personal favorite – Pitch Slapped.
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Top 100 Yacht Rock Songs – #51-60
What’s made this Yacht Rock journey so enjoyable? Is it the soothing waves of the ocean, the bellowing laughter of the man in the captain’s hat, or the dancing crew members as they form a conga line?
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TGIF – Thank GIF It’s Friday! Best GIFs of the Week 11-8-13
What’s worse than Justin Bieber? Answer: Justin Bieber spending the night in a brothel. Except, wouldn’t that mean he’d get some weird South American disease and possibly go away forever? Probably. Ok, I take it back – there’s nothing worse than Bieber. And there’s nothing BETTER than TGIF – Thank GIF It’s Friday! The best…
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