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Bachelor Breakdown – Me Love You Juan Time
It’s Week 4 for our Bachelor Juan Pablo, which can only mean one thing: they’re going somewhere foreign! And since Juan Pablo barely speaks English…
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Bachelor Breakdown – Juan Small Leap For Man
By now our Bachelor Juan Pablo is moving at a comfortable speed down the highway of finding true love. He’s probably jamming out to some…
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Bachelor Breakdown – Juan Hot Mess
Our Bachelor Juan Pablo has just entered the best part of his experience on this show: the week AFTER the first rose ceremony. What makes…
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Bachelor Breakdown – You Get Juan Chance to Make a First Impression
Being chosen as the next star of ABC’s The Bachelor would typically change a man’s life dramatically. When we last saw this season’s Bachelor Juan…
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Bachelorette Breakdown – The Final Rose
There were only three possible outcomes for Desiree heading into The Bachelorette – The Final Rose finale, and all of them sound kind of terrible:
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Bachelorette Breakdown – He Brooks My Heart
As Desiree nears the end of her journey to find true love on The Bachelorette, she visits the island of Antigua in the Caribbean for…
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Bachelorette Breakdown – Men Tell All
Can you think of a worse thing to be confronted with than a room full of your ex-boyfriends? Ok, well maybe a room of ex-girlfriends…
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Bachelorette Breakdown – Hometown Dates
You know what’s trickier, for women, than dating multiple men at the same time?…meeting their families. Can you imagine the pressure and emotional toll it…
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Bachelorette Breakdown – Fantasy Island
In the aftermath of the James drama bomb in Barcelona, Desiree and the remaining five Bachelors travel to the mysterious, secluded island of Madeira, Portugal.…
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Bachelorette Breakdown – James and the Giant Leech
In following with their long tradition of visiting “romantic” cities like Atlantic City and Munich, this week The Bachelorette visits Barcelona…so I guess 1 out…
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Bachelorette Breakdown – Munich
What do you get when you take two guys, one girl, and put them in a hot tug? Well, maybe that came out wrong, but…
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Bachelorette Breakdown – Atlantic City, Baby!
After 26 seasons of The Bachelor and The Bachelorette, ABC is starting to run out of super date ideas, which can only explain why they…
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Bachelorette Breakdown – Love is a Battlefield
Why do men go to war? Sometimes it’s for power and fame. Other times it’s for wealth. And sometimes it’s for love, but only if…
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“What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” – Lochte Spring Break
If you wondered “What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” if he ever had the chance to go on Spring Break then today is your lucky day.…
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“What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” – The Brothers Lochte
What has Ryan Lochte said is always the most important thing? No, please don’t say “TURNING IT UUUPPP!” though I’m sure that has merit. It’s…
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