Macho Man Randy Savage in TGIF GIFs of the Week.

TGIF – Thank GIF It’s Friday! Best GIFs of the Week 5-24-13

Want to know what happens when music dies? Just listen to Paris Hilton’s new album. But don’t worry, it’s TGIF – Thank GIF It’s Friday! The best GIFs of the week for May 24th, 2013.

This week TGIF features Paris Hilton murdering music, Miguel murdering a fan, Macho Man Randy Savage murdering a mouse, and the San Antonio Spurs murdering a jump ball. TONS OF MURDER!

Paris Hilton says I'll throw up after being signed by Cash Money records TGIF.

THIS WILL BE MOST PEOPLE’S REACTION…
…when they listen to Paris Hilton’s new album. You can all thank Lil’ Wayne for making the worst decision in the history of decisions by signing Hilton to Cash Money Records.

“This is a lot different than my first album. It’s really going to be house music.”

So in other news, house music committed suicide.

Macho Man Randy Savage drops an elbow on a mouse on the Weird Al show TGIF.

CAN YOU FEEL THE MADNESS??!!
It’s been two years since the Macho Man Randy Savage died, but let’s remember the good times when he was snapping mice in half like he does Slim Jims. OHHHHHHH YEAH!

Miguel does a flying leg drop on a girl at the Billboard Music Awards TGIF.

AND SPEAKING OF WRESTLING MOVES
R&B singer Miguel does a Hulk Hogan style leg drop on an unsuspecting fan at the Billboard Music Awards. Don’t worry about her, though…because wrestling’s “fake,” right?

fat-guy-horse-ride

THIS HORSE USED TO BE WHITE…
…until this guy rode it.

Fat guy tries to shop at Abercrombie and mentos TGIF.

IT’S A PROVEN FACT…
…that you can get away with ANYTHING when you eat a Mentos, except if you’re a fat person trying to shop at Abercrombie & Fitch.

Chuck Norris gives a thumbs up for Tim Tebow to go to Jacksonville Jaguars TGIF.

CHUCK NORRIS WANTS TIM TEBOW…
…to play for the Jacksonville Jaguars because he says that Tebow “reminds him of…himself.” Chuck Norris threw no incompletions during his college football career… even when he spiked.

Chris Farley in Tommy Boy TGIF.

THIS IS HOW EVERY 12 YEAR OLD BOY REACTED…
…when Microsoft announced the XBox One.

Guy eats cotton candy in reverse motion TGIF.

WATCHING THIS GUY EAT COTTON CANDY…
…is a million times better than watching the NBA playoffs. Can we just give the title to the Heat now and get back to football?

The worst jump ball in history in San Antonio vs. Memphis TGIF.

I TAKE THAT BACK
Because the San Antonio Spurs and the Memphis Grizzlies showed us the worst jump ball in the history of basketball.

Taylor Swift grossed out by Justin Bieber and Salina Gomez kissing back stage at the Billboard Music Awards tgif.

TOO BAD TAYLOR SWIFT…
…has to walk by Justin Bieber and Selina Gomez’s locker everyday at school.

Adam Sandler and Alec Baldwin in the Canteen boy SNL skit TGIF.

CANTEEN BOY IS WHAT PROBABLY CAME TO MIND…
…when the Boy Scouts of America decided to lift it’s ban on gay members. But don’t freak out and start discriminating. Think of all the things they can do to help those “drab” uniforms.

GOB bluth does his magic act on Arrested Development TGIF.

IT’S NO ILLUSION
Arrested Development Season 4 starts in less than two days!

See you next week!


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