Month: January 2014

  • Bachelor Breakdown – Me Love You Juan Time

    Bachelor Breakdown – Me Love You Juan Time

    It’s Week 4 for our Bachelor Juan Pablo, which can only mean one thing: they’re going somewhere foreign! And since Juan Pablo barely speaks English this can only mean another thing: those Koreans are going to have to talk REALLY loud and REALLY slow.

  • Bachelor Breakdown – Juan Small Leap For Man

    Bachelor Breakdown – Juan Small Leap For Man

    By now our Bachelor Juan Pablo is moving at a comfortable speed down the highway of finding true love. He’s probably jamming out to some Venezuelan house music with Ca-MEEE-la dancing in the back seat, wondering when she gets to meet her new mommy. He waves to a group of beautiful, adoring female fans on…

  • Bachelor Breakdown – Juan Hot Mess

    Bachelor Breakdown – Juan Hot Mess

    Our Bachelor Juan Pablo has just entered the best part of his experience on this show: the week AFTER the first rose ceremony. What makes it so great? Well…let’s just say that for the next few weeks he can literally do no wrong.

  • Bachelor Breakdown – You Get Juan Chance to Make a First Impression

    Bachelor Breakdown – You Get Juan Chance to Make a First Impression

    Being chosen as the next star of ABC’s The Bachelor would typically change a man’s life dramatically. When we last saw this season’s Bachelor Juan Pablo back in August, he was surrounded in a room full of screaming women who all pretty much wanted to marry him and immediately start having his babies. Everyone was…