TWEEKED! Best Lance Armstrong Tweets

Put away your LIVESTRONG bracelets (if you already haven’t) because Lance Armstrong is no longer a Tour de France champion. He was stripped of his seven titles, Olympic medal and banned for life from the sport by the USADA because he allegedly used performance-enhancing substances. Oh, and did I mention that he also never failed a drug test?

The biggest question is “Did he really use PEDs?” and the short answer is “OF COURSE!” You can’t be the only guy that’s clean in one of the dirtiest sports in the world.

So then I guess the second most important question is “Are they giving the vacated Tour de France titles to someone else?” Because chances are that person was doping too. And the third place guy, and the fourth place guy, and … you get the point.

Lance chose not to fight the allegations because he’s guilty tired of the “witch hunts” and “false accusations and evidence.” You know who doesn’t make those excuses? innocent people.

None of this make sense to us either, which is why we have TWEEKED! The best Lance Armstrong tweets of the week!

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/BradPaisley/status/240093361527214080″]

 

[blackbirdpie url=”http://twitter.com/thesulk/status/238841692478914561″]

 

[blackbirdpie url=”http://twitter.com/adamliaw/status/238855256212123649″]

 

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/NotBillWalton/status/238839216224759808″]

 

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/ditzkoff/status/238842210571939840″]

 

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/danecook/status/238842500473815041″]

 

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/ShtBallCoachsDo/status/238852862900322305″]

 

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/mickshaffer/status/238846502536105984″]

 

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/AaronFullerton/status/238842851801325570″]

 

[blackbirdpie url=”http://twitter.com/johnmoe/status/238856545805426689″]

 

[blackbirdpie url=”http://twitter.com/mileskahn/status/238987592752836608″]

 

[blackbirdpie url=”http://twitter.com/StevenAmiri/status/238986306007465985″]

 

[blackbirdpie url=”http://twitter.com/PeytonsHead/status/238824543450447872″]

 

[blackbirdpie url=”http://twitter.com/agentmule/status/236506085069053952″]

 

[blackbirdpie url=”http://twitter.com/tomhaberstroh/status/238977811526852608″]

 

[blackbirdpie url=”http://twitter.com/mattnedostup/status/238735634813030400″]

 

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/Sid_Seixeiro/status/238823354184892416″]

 

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/KegsnEggs/status/238818296839946240″]

 

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/jasonmustian/status/238977808305639424″]

 

[blackbirdpie url=”http://twitter.com/michaelianblack/status/238831322880147456″]

 

[blackbirdpie url=”http://twitter.com/ShannonBoourns/status/238835134772686848″]

 

[blackbirdpie url=”http://twitter.com/rationalists/status/238977639103209472″]

 

[blackbirdpie url=”http://twitter.com/yoyoha/status/238837796759023616″]

 

[blackbirdpie url=”http://twitter.com/ixSEANxi/status/238837829583659008″]

 

[blackbirdpie url=”http://twitter.com/JimmieTramel/status/238834278765588481″]

 

[blackbirdpie url=”http://twitter.com/michelleisawolf/status/238976856827756546″]

 

[blackbirdpie url=”http://twitter.com/JackyBIack/status/239013798311251968″]

 

[blackbirdpie url=”http://twitter.com/PaulPabst/status/239006631218798593″]

 

[blackbirdpie url=”http://twitter.com/RexHuppke/status/238868606841126912″]

 

[blackbirdpie url=”http://twitter.com/ChaseMit/status/238864164645384193″]

 

[blackbirdpie url=”http://twitter.com/BobbyBigWheel/status/238858821613805568″]

 

[blackbirdpie url=”http://twitter.com/kdubcomedy/status/238857141526593536″]

 

[blackbirdpie url=”http://twitter.com/JohnFugelsang/status/239000247135789056″]

 

[blackbirdpie url=”http://twitter.com/jasonmustian/status/238995911588597760″]

 

[blackbirdpie url=”http://twitter.com/johnmoe/status/238992846181507072″]

 

[blackbirdpie url=”http://twitter.com/KenJennings/status/239102832651952128″]

 

[blackbirdpie url=”http://twitter.com/BorowitzReport/status/238970118741315584″]

 

[blackbirdpie url=”http://twitter.com/fieldproducer/status/238893431303319552″]

 

[blackbirdpie url=”http://twitter.com/ChrisFranjola/status/239054783154106368″]

 

[blackbirdpie url=”http://twitter.com/nateerickson/status/239124509368651776″]

 

[blackbirdpie url=”http://twitter.com/Savan_Kotecha/status/239639182841102336″]

 

[blackbirdpie url=”http://twitter.com/Joe_Hildebrand/status/239269572929261568″]