TWEEKED – Best Tweets of the Week for July 6-13

What do Katy Perry, Adrian Peterson, and Whitesnake have in common? Find out in our latest edition of TWEEKED – Best Tweets of the Week!

Best Tweets of the Week for July 6-13, 2012

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/NotBillWalton/status/221248180027797504″]

 

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/9to5Life/status/221621965260210176″]

I didn’t know snakes had hair. Is this love that I’m feeling?

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/ChaseMit/status/222795274861555712″]

 

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/JimGaffigan/status/222539100295675907″]

 

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/TylerHuckabee/status/222483202235830272″]

If you haven’t read this tribute to Chumbawamba yet, you need to.

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/RealSkipSayless/status/222206365584732162″]

 

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/AdrianPeterson/status/221391444378779648″]
Minnesota Vikings running back Adrian Peterson’s last tweet before this happened:

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/morgan_murphy/status/221124946552832000″]

 

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/birbigs/status/222532455909949442″]

Check out the best TomKat divorce tweets. Don’t worry, the Scientologists aren’t watching you.

 

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/Travon/status/221764803167911936″]

 

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/andrewhibbard/status/221700549106606080″]

 

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/thesulk/status/221689130059444224″]

 

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/221642785873338368″]

 

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/maxsilvestri/status/221633859249373184″]

 

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/autocorrects/status/222246300400365568″]

 

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/TheNardvark/status/221020898218622976″]

I told myself I would only see Magic Mike if it was in 4-D. I want to be able to smell Channing.

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/skepticaIkid/status/221468998280290305″]

 

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/michaelianblack/status/221278663000338432″]

 

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/neiltyson/status/222860309830967296″]

 

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/TheRealAlSnow/status/221382509953433602″]

 

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/TheClingyGF/status/221403173892530176″]

 

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/DamienFahey/status/220931275953938433″]

Are gold plated tanks deductible if you use them to drive to work? Make em say uggghhh!

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/TheTimmyTebow/status/221296883065294849″]

 

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/coreyafclark/status/221265685291077632″]

 

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/AlbertBrooks/status/221252635951505411″]

 

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/WeirdHorse/status/221344041781035008″]

 

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/roddywhiteTV/status/223473528102596608″]

Joe Pa teaching anyone to rap would also be a tragedy.

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/BorowitzReport/status/222296957513768960″]

 

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/ChaseMit/status/222388237883281408″]

 

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/amyschumer/status/221377007085301762″]

 

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/paulscheer/status/223125531435089920″]

 

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/jasonmustian/status/223402440526004224″]
Ghost Town DJ’s figured this out a long time ago, people.

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/BMcCarthy32/status/223413743260930049″]

 

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/itsWillyFerrell/status/221485613529042946″]

 

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/JennyJohnsonHi5/status/222548802807144448″]

 

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/bjnovak/status/222571192136114177″]

 

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/DeepFriedMan/status/222702915826098176″]

 

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/SeanBrace975/status/223418877353263104″]

 

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/skepticaIkid/status/221524290170916866″]

 

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/EliBraden/status/221813504737427459″]

 

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/ixSEANxi/status/222526282355838977″]

 

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/kylekinane/status/222937756169539586″]

 

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/prodigalsam/status/223419711784890368″]