Sorry ladies, but the Bachelorette Breakdown author, Boorad, has just presented his final rose – and it’s to a girl!
Yep, it’s official – Boorad apparently likes the women folk. So much so, that he actually became engaged to one.
Her name is Ju-Ju and no, this isn’t their engagement photo. We just included this to show how far he’s come since his annual visit to the Festival of Colors.
“Hey wait a minute! Boorad has always been one with the ladies! Look, there’s 2 girls there!!!!” says a casual observer of this photo. Uh, those are his sisters. Doesn’t count.
“Hey, want S’more of this?” asks Ju-Ju. A little awkward because Boorad was clearly more interested in the popular campfire dessert of an 8 year old than the companionship of a woman.
What better way to win the heart of a lady than to throw her out of an airplane? Notice the non hover hand on Ju-Ju’s left shoulder. Well played grasshopper.
Although he could have played it safe with a song and a helicopter ride.
You know what cute bike rides lead to, don’t you?
They lead to SUPER-DATES in Vegas! When he came back without the Kasey Kahl tattoo we knew it was serious.
Ha ha ha now get a room!
Congrats Boorad!
Talk to me, loser.