TWEEKED! The Best Kim and Kanye Baby Tweets

If your name is Snooki, Lohan, Spears or even Jenner please step aside…there will soon be a new queen of worst mom in the world. Kim Kardashian is having a baby!

ISN’T THIS EXCITING!!! Proud mom-to-be Kim couldn’t wait to tell her bazillion Twitter followers the great news:

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And no, “Kardashian Glow” is not that radiant, happy feeling a first-time mother has. It’s a tanning lotion.

But well, hey…maybe Twitter isn’t the proper forum to announce that you’re pregnant. Good for you, Kim – way to stay classy. I’m sure she wanted to send out birth announcements, or go on Ellen, or maybe make a video to share on the Internet.

(Ok, the third option might be a bad idea.)

No, instead she left it up to her husband baby daddy, Kanye West to announce it on stage during some terrible concert in Atlantic City. Would you expect anything less? The only complaint I had is why he turned the auto-tune off. EVERYTHING IMPORTANT SHOULD BE AUTO-TUNED, KANYE!!! That’s like Hip-Hop 101.

Not sure if Kim was mad about the announcement, but since she was already fine with Kanye getting rid of all her clothes then it’s safe to assume he did the right thing. Because we all know that this baby will never be as important to Kim as what she’s going to wear on the red carpet at the Source Awards.

There’s no telling what kind of father Kanye is going to be, but one thing is for sure – this pregnancy will always be second best in his eyes.

One thing is for sure: Kim’s entire Kardashian family is excited. Rob’s created a special pair of baby booties for his popular designer sock line, and her mom Kris already has photo shoots booked with Pampers, Gerber and Baby GQ.

Even her former husband Kris Humphries wished Kim all the best:

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And with that, I present to you the latest edition of TWEEKED! The best “Kim and Kanye are having a baby” tweets:

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[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/SethMacFarlane/status/286166935782178816″]

 

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