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90s Songs: It’s All Coming Back To Me Now – Celine Dion

When I was in high school, kids thought things from the 70s were cool. They wore bell-bottoms and smoked a lot of weed. When I was in college, people thought things from the 80s were cool (yeah, I’m talking to you idiots who go to 80s dance parties). Nowadays, kids think stuff from the 90s is rad. And you know what…they are 100% right. Continue reading 90s Songs: It’s All Coming Back To Me Now – Celine Dion

“Come At Me, Bro!” The BYU Football Player Fight Breakdown

In case you don’t care about College Football, aren’t Mormon, hate violence, or live in the wilderness for days at a time (me), then you probably haven’t seen the surveillance videos that caught two BYU football players brawling it out in a Rancheritos (aka Betos) restaurant. Continue reading “Come At Me, Bro!” The BYU Football Player Fight Breakdown

The Bo Jackson and Deion Sanders Debate

The other day on Facebook my brother posted a status that asked which player was better: Bo Jackson or Deion Sanders? At first glance I was like, “Duh, Bo is the best athlete this universe has ever seen. Better than MJ. Better than Lebron. Better than Jim Thorpe. Better than Ghandi. Better than everyone.”

But then I got to thinking and sometimes, but only sometimes, I am wrong. Continue reading The Bo Jackson and Deion Sanders Debate

Origins of Utah’s Pioneer Day: Epic Vikings vs. Mormons Battle

July 24, 1847

The United States of America has been around for 71 years, 71 years of prosperity….and greed. They had snatched up a good portion of the North American continent through shrewd business moves, taking advantage of less fortunate countries in Europe. Napoleon Bonaparte had sold a good portion of the continent to the Yankees for roughly $2 an acre to a hypocrite president, Thomas Jefferson. Continue reading Origins of Utah’s Pioneer Day: Epic Vikings vs. Mormons Battle

Stuff I Saw On Pinterest: StarCraft II

Heads up people. I’m going full nerd on you fools.

A lot of posts on this site are about women TV shows and sports. Now, if you are a nerdy little gamer you’re probably feeling pretty down and out because you think we have forgotten about you. Fear not! Today’s edition of Stuff I Saw on Pinterest features StarCraft II.

What’s StarCraft II?

It’s a real time strategy computer game that is huge in South Korea and pretty popular in the US. There is a really good chance that someone you are related to plays this game and plays it a lot. Anyway, shout out to my StarCraft homies.

Not Failing By Not Trying

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, I used to have my own personal blog. I still have it, but I don’t write on it anymore. Anyway. One time I wrote a blog post that quoted a Bill Simmons and Malcolm Gladwell article that they had written for Page 2 on Espn.com.
The quote says:

This is actually a question I’m obsessed with: Why don’t people work hard when it’s in their best interest to do so? Continue reading Not Failing By Not Trying

Sandusky NBC Quote

Sandusky NBC Quote

“In terms of — my relationship with so many, many young people. I would — I would guess that there are many young people who would come forward. Many more young people who would come forward and say that my methods and — and what I had done for them made a very positive impact on their life. And I didn’t go around seeking out every young person for sexual needs that I’ve helped. There are many that I didn’t have — I hardly had any contact with who I have helped in many, many ways.” –Jerry Sandusky in an interview with Bob Costas in November of 2011