Well, if last week’s season premiere with Seth MacFarlane was an 8/10 then this week’s SNL recap of Joseph Gordon-Levitt would be a 4/10 at best. Continue reading SNL Recap – Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Too busy having a social life to catch SNL on the weekends? Good news, you don’t need to change your lifestyle and you don’t need to invest in a DVR. So go ahead and live your party-rock caveman lifestyle because we are here to recap each episode and show you the top sketches that you missed. Continue reading SNL Recap – Seth MacFarlane
If you are like me, you get really excited about the Summer and Winter Olympics but after 20 minutes of watching you get really bored. How is it that we have the best athletes in the world competing and I would rather watch old Seinfeld re-runs? The Olympic coverage is flawed and I am going to tell you how we need to fix it. Continue reading How to Improve the Olympics
Let’s start off with my top 5 quotes about Jef: Continue reading Bachelorette Breakdown – The Final Rose
It’s the Bachelorette Breakdown “Men Tell All” 2012 episode – or as I like to call it, the “Show Where Everyone Rationalizes Their Behavior By Trying To Convince America That Sunbathing For Seven Hours Everyday Somehow Makes You A Different Person” episode. Nice try Kalon, the ladies aren’t having it. Continue reading Bachelorette Breakdown – Men Tell All 2012
Have we ever seen a final three Bachelorette episode with no fantasy suite? Is Emily starting a trend that will carry over into future Bachelorette seasons? Will ABC make sure this never happens again and find the trashiest, easiest Bachelorette ever for next season? Most likely yes. But for now, let’s just enjoy this display of self-control and respect in this week’s Bachelorette Breakdown! Continue reading Bachelorette Breakdown – The Showdown
The Bachelorette is down to the Final Four, people! This is where the show starts to get really interesting. The breakups are better, the dates are more intense, and the guys are as dramatic as ever. Let’s fill out our brackets for this week’s Bachelorette Breakdown! Continue reading Bachelorette Breakdown – Week 7
Apologies all around for missing the Bachelorette Breakdown last week. In order to add some more legitimacy to the Breakdown, I decided to get engaged myself. Now that I am in a committed relationship, I have every right to criticize and offer unsolicited advice to anyone that’s not in a relationship. Continue reading Bachelorette Breakdown – Week 6
Don’t. Mess. With. Ricki. This was made very clear this week as Emily went all Backwoods-West Virginia-Single Mom-Hood Rat-Psycho-Nascar Fan-Human Barbie on Kalon’s bee-hind. Who would have thought that this country sweetheart had such an edge to her? Continue reading Bachelorette Breakdown – Week 4
Is Doug too perfect?
Is Chris actually 25?
Can Jef with one F travel between countries without adult supervision?
These are just some of the intriguing questions that were asked this week on The Bachelorette. Continue reading Bachelorette Breakdown – Week 3
This week features one of the weirdest send-offs in Bachelorette history (and one of the biggest disappointments I have ever witnessed), some playful sexual harassment from Emily’s friends, and plenty of private concerts. Continue reading Bachelorette Breakdown – Emily Maynard’s Friends
The Bachelorette is back with Emily! That means we have 25 new bros that will spend the next couple months trying to prove to Emily and the country that they aren’t a bunch of self-centered tools and are ready to become an insta-daddy.
Not too long ago, there was an article on Grantland.com that highlighted the best Simpsons moments of all time. I’m deeply offended that such an article was written and that I wasn’t asked to contribute. The staff at Grantland did an alright job with it, but they definitely overlooked some pretty great Simpsons moments. Continue reading Simpsons Snubs