What do you get when you take two guys, one girl, and put them in a hot tug? Well, maybe that came out wrong, but the answer is a lot of drama. This week the Bachelorette travels all the way to Munich, Germany who’s motto is “München mag dich,” which disappointingly translates to “Munich likes you.” So much for being the most romantic city in Europe. Continue reading Bachelorette Breakdown – Munich
Monthly Archives: June 2013
Bachelorette Breakdown – Atlantic City, Baby!
After 26 seasons of The Bachelor and The Bachelorette, ABC is starting to run out of super date ideas, which can only explain why they chose to visit the Hurricane Sandy-ravaged and freezing cold shores of Atlantic City. But when you have 13 guys with perfect abs, where else can you go but the Jersey Shore? GTL, baby! Continue reading Bachelorette Breakdown – Atlantic City, Baby!
Bachelorette Breakdown – Love is a Battlefield
Why do men go to war? Sometimes it’s for power and fame. Other times it’s for wealth. And sometimes it’s for love, but only if she’s really hot. In this episode of The Bachelorette, we have a whole lotta fightin’ going on, and it’s up to Desiree to make sense of it all. Continue reading Bachelorette Breakdown – Love is a Battlefield
“What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” – Lochte Spring Break
If you wondered “What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” if he ever had the chance to go on Spring Break then today is your lucky day. The answer: EVERYTHING! Continue reading “What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” – Lochte Spring Break
“What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” – The Brothers Lochte
What has Ryan Lochte said is always the most important thing? No, please don’t say “TURNING IT UUUPPP!” though I’m sure that has merit. It’s family. Family is the most important part of a Lochte’s life, and Ryan would do anything for their happiness. However, in episode seven of “What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” it feels like his family is dead set on ruining his. Continue reading “What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” – The Brothers Lochte
Bachelorette Breakdown – All the Right Reasons
What are the right reasons for wanting to compete on the Bachelorette? We’re like, what…27 seasons in on this show and I still have NO CLUE. No seriously, someone please tell me. In week two of The Bachelorette, Desiree and the lucky Bachelors attempt to answer this question…by rapping. I can think of all the right reasons why this is a horrible idea.
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Summer Time is Popsicle Time
Summer is fast approaching, which means no school, BBQs, and nice warm days. But beware of the extreme summer heat – it’s going to get you if you’re not careful! However, do not fear, since I have the perfect antidote to combat against heat strokes. It’s a little thing called the popsicle. Yep…summer time is popsicle time, people!