Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby.

TWEEKED! The Best Kim and Kanye Baby Tweets

If your name is Snooki, Lohan, Spears or even Jenner please step aside…there will soon be a new queen of worst mom in the world. Kim Kardashian is having a baby!

ISN’T THIS EXCITING!!! Proud mom-to-be Kim couldn’t wait to tell her bazillion Twitter followers the great news:

Want a red carpet look for New Year’s? Make sure you have the #KardashianGlow!
@KimKardashian
Kim Kardashian

And no, “Kardashian Glow” is not that radiant, happy feeling a first-time mother has. It’s a tanning lotion.

But well, hey…maybe Twitter isn’t the proper forum to announce that you’re pregnant. Good for you, Kim – way to stay classy. I’m sure she wanted to send out birth announcements, or go on Ellen, or maybe make a video to share on the Internet.

(Ok, the third option might be a bad idea.)

No, instead she left it up to her husband baby daddy, Kanye West to announce it on stage during some terrible concert in Atlantic City. Would you expect anything less? The only complaint I had is why he turned the auto-tune off. EVERYTHING IMPORTANT SHOULD BE AUTO-TUNED, KANYE!!! That’s like Hip-Hop 101.

Kanye Announces Kim Kardashian is pregnant on stage

Not sure if Kim was mad about the announcement, but since she was already fine with Kanye getting rid of all her clothes then it’s safe to assume he did the right thing. Because we all know that this baby will never be as important to Kim as what she’s going to wear on the red carpet at the Source Awards.

KUWTK | Kanye Raids Kim's Closet | E!

There’s no telling what kind of father Kanye is going to be, but one thing is for sure – this pregnancy will always be second best in his eyes.

Kanye likes Kim's pregnancy, but Beyonce still had the better delivery.

One thing is for sure: Kim’s entire Kardashian family is excited. Rob’s created a special pair of baby booties for his popular designer sock line, and her mom Kris already has photo shoots booked with Pampers, Gerber and Baby GQ.

Even her former husband Kris Humphries wished Kim all the best:

We're streaking... through the quad, into the gymnasium! #Brooklyn
@KrisHumphries
Kris Humphries

And with that, I present to you the latest edition of TWEEKED! The best “Kim and Kanye are having a baby” tweets:

 

Kim Kardashian's pregnancy is proof the Mayans were off by about 9 months.
@SnglMomSurvives
Single Mom Survives

 

Kim Kardashian is pregnant, out of habit Antonio Cromartie just yelled out... "It's not mine!"
@FauxJohnMadden
Faux John Madden

 

I don't think Kanye realised yet that he robbed his child of the opportunity to be the greatest rapper alive by giving it that bimbos genes.

 

Let's all make a pact that if any of us get access to a time machine, we go back & stop Kim Kardashian's sex tape from leaking.
@kellyoxford
kelly oxford

 

Why isn't "Kim and Kanye are gonna make awesome parents!" trending?
@BillSimmons
Bill Simmons

 

That baby is going to cry in auto-tune.
@friedmanjon
Jon Friedman

 

Kim Kardashian is pregnant with a new reality show.
@PaulyPeligroso
Pauly Casillas

 

I hope Kim and Kanye dont try to combine their names and end up with Kony.
@billyeichner
billy eichner

 

George Bush doesn’t care about half of Kim Kardashian’s baby.
@SethMacFarlane
Seth MacFarlane

 

Kim Kardashian's baby is still in the womb and has already shown more talent, personality & accomplishment than its mom.
@FrankConniff
Frank Conniff

 

That awkward moment when Kim Kardashian's baby asks her "mom, how did you become famous?"...

 

Kim Kardashian's baby is already famous for doing nothing. I guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
@morgan_murphy
Morgan Murphy

 

Anyone surprised Kim and Kanye are having a child is obviously unfamiliar with The Book of Revelation
@EliBraden
Eli Braden

 

No word yet on whether Kim & Kanye's baby is a boy or a girl but sources close to the couple predict it will be a horrible person.
@DannyZuker
Danny Zuker

 

I hope Kim and Kanye are prepared for the inevitable "Who's Kimye?" question 5 years from now. #expectfollowups
@sethmeyers21
Seth Meyers

 

Kim Kardashian's unborn baby is already richer than I will ever be
@_GeorgiaNewey
GEORGIA ☯

 

Boy or girl, it’s a safe bet that Kim and Kanye’s baby will wear a dress.
@StevenAmiri
Steven Amiri

 

I sure hope .@ realizes she can't give away her baby after 2 weeks like she did w/ her cat.
@JenRemauro
Jen Remauro

 

So what you're trying to tell me is that Kim Kardashian isn't a virgin?
@juliasegal
Julia Segal

 

Think about how arrogant Kanye West is. Now think about a child fathered from his strongest, fastest sperm.
@GuyEndoreKaiser
Guy Endore-Kaiser

 

As the nation hurtles over the fiscal cliff, the media ask: what should Kim and Kanye name their baby?
@BorowitzReport
Andy Borowitz

 

Kanye will miss the birth because he will be running down the maternity halls telling the women their births aren't as good as Kim's.
@craydrienne
Adrienne Airhart

 

Kanye West has already had "suicide doors" put on four custom made Maserati Minivans.
@SamGrittner
Sam Grittner

 

If I understand my genetics right, Kim and Kanye's baby will have brown hair, brown eyes, and half a talent.
@jesseberney
Jesse Berney

 

Why would Kanye make a song dissing gold-diggers, only to date and get one pregnant?
@SimplyMen
Simply Men

 

its ironic how the only Kardashian that doesn't have a baby is the only one thats actually married.
@KaylaAArmstrong
Kayla Armstrong

 

I wonder if Kris Humphries knows his wife is pregnant...
@TooLegeet2Tweet
TooLegeet2Tweet

 

Once Kim Kardashian had a mental breakdown over losing an earring in the ocean. Imagine her trying to raise a baby.
@tee_andrea
Tatianna

 

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are having a baby?If you listen closely you can hear thousands of comedians rejoicing.
@PhillyD
Philip DeFranco

 

Kim Kardashian and Kanye are having a baby. If it gets all the recessive genes, it might actually be good looking AND talented.
@KevinMcCaff
Kevin McCaffrey

 

The real shocker will be if Kim Kardashian keeps the baby longer than 72 days.
@NickYoussef
Nick Youssef

 

Congrats to Keeping Up With The Kardashians on your 18 season renewal
@bjnovak
B.J. Novak

 

So relieved I don't know enough about Kim Kardashian or Kanye West to make a great joke. #stillmighttry
@dwangelo
David Angelo

 

Now I have to live in a world where Kim Kardashian and Snookie have children
@loveisontheline
Kylee Stubbert

 

Most pregnancies last about nine months, or about four marriages in Kim time. #kimye
@TheSoup
The Soup

 

And once again in the Kardashian household, Khloe slinks away from the merriment to go eat her feelings.
@GloriaFallon123
Gloria Fallon

 

Kim Kardashian's pregnancy test just read "$"
@SamGrittner
Sam Grittner

 

Thank you, Kim and Kanye, for giving everyone something to talk about tomorrow during awkward gaps in party conversation.
@funnyordie
Funny Or Die

 

I never thought I'd say this: I feel sorry for Kanye.
@MrHoratioSanz
Horatio Sanz

 

Kim Kardashian is pregnant. Behold the most made fun of baby since Snookie's.
@BrendanKlass
Brendan-Avery Klass

 

Once again, Kanye West has proven to the world how bad of a wrapper he really is.
@jamestownstory
Jamestown Story

 

kim kardashian and kanye west at a parent teacher conference. imagine that
@spiffynipples69
jessicrashing waves

 

Kim Kardashian's pregnant? Finally! Proof she's not a virgin!
@EliBraden
Eli Braden

 

I wish we could go back to last week when all anyone was talking about was Rob Kardashian's sock line.
@thatRamosgirl
Vanessa Ramos

 

Congratulations on not being the father of Kim Kardashian's baby, all black professional athletes.
@thatRamosgirl
Vanessa Ramos

 

Looks like Bruce Jenner is going to be a grandma again.
@thatRamosgirl
Vanessa Ramos

 

Kim Kardashian is pregnant. The terrorists have won.
@aurosan
Calvin

Talk to me, loser.

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