Looks like my boy Jason Heuser is up to his old tricks. His latest addition of “Ronald Reagan to the Historical Figures Doing Awesome Things” Gallery is only giving him more clout as a total boss.
As you can see, Mr. Reagan is riding a CIA cloned Velociraptor into battle to rid this world of commies. Die commie scum! The Gipper is armed with some trademark 80’s weapons, ready to spread Reaganomics and capitalism to all. You’re welcome, World!
“People do not make wars; governments do.”
You can buy prints of his renditions from his shop on Etsy.com. When I get older and am living alone as a lonely, old bachelor, 24×36 inch prints of these pictures will cover my walls. I will walk by them at night as I retire to my chambers, holding a candle and dressed in my sleeping gown and night cap. I’ll look at them and thank these old white men for all that they did.
I love you, ‘murica.